Ask the IRL Terror of Golgotha

GT: I dunno.

GT: You tell me.

GT: Yes i have as a matter of fact!

GT: Im totally boss at forza 4.

GT: Oh what!

GT: I so totally won that race!

GT: Fuck you m rossi!

GT: Who is this dave fellow?

GT: The older brother of dirk?

GT: Who makes all the movies?

GT: Dont think i know him personally.

GT: Sorry!

GT: What are you on about?

GT: First id pull out my pistols…

GT: Then id aim at their face…

GT: And id blast em!

GT: The only response i can make is…

GT: *Double facepalms and a groan*

GT: I dont know who this karkat fellow is

GT: But that question is rather obscene!

GT: Ive never heard of this yolo brand soda!

GT: Ill have to check it out.

GT: My personal favourite?

GT: Does this say what i think it does…

GT: Oh god it does.

GT: Abort! Abort!