Salutations!! My names english. Jake english. Im here to answer your questions and anything else you may have for me.Tumblr (3.0; @asktheirlterrorofgolgotha)http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1f2ik8ju01r39ptp.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1f2k5xE4B1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: I dunno.</p> <p>GT: You tell me.</p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19866882260http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19866882260Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:24:00 -0400jake englishjakeenglishtrollinghomestuckcosplay<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1f1xdFJrL1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: Yes i have as a matter of fact!</p> <p>GT: Im totally boss at forza 4.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1f1yrdxSu1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Oh what!</p> <p>GT: I so totally won that race!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1f2067bQy1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Fuck you m rossi!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1f238HzRy1r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19866368941http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19866368941Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:14:48 -0400spoilers - no he isntjake englishjakeenglishforza motorsportforzamotorsportforza motorsport 4forza 4grantursimogran turismogran turismo 5gt 5homestuckcosplay<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d23rpvaA1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>*ABSCONDS*</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d25twQlS1r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19803669905http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19803669905Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:20:31 -0400<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d1i4JEOc1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d1iuuXCj1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Who is this dave fellow?</p> <p>GT: The older brother of dirk?</p> <p>GT: Who makes all the movies?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d1kzaIDS1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Dont think i know him personally.</p> <p>GT: Sorry!</p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19803023537http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19803023537Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:08:22 -0400jake englishjakeenglishdave striderdavestriderdavejakehomestuckshenmuefangirl<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d1db6f0w1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: What are you on about?</p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19802778984http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19802778984Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:03:44 -0400hey beyblade launchers are the only pistols i have okayjake englishjakeenglishhomestuckno picture<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d11n7WQL1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: First id pull out my pistols&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d12gX7eg1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Then id aim at their face&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d165Jm3K1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: And id blast em!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d17nKvfZ1r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19802583360http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19802583360Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:00:09 -0400jake englishjakeenglishgunsshootinghomestuckoverdrive003cosplay<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d0n56ctX1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: The only response i can make is&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d0olmoe11r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19801980484http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19801980484Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:48:46 -0400jake englishjakeenglishhomestuckjake is pissed<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d0h5FETi1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: *Double facepalms and a groan*</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d0htn2D21r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19801763546http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19801763546Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:44:00 -0400englishfacepalmfacepalm 2x combohomestuckjakejake englishdavid's terrible puns 2k12<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1czoeejtj1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: I dont know who this karkat fellow is</p> <p>GT: But that question is rather obscene!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1czqvdDuY1r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19800909143http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19800909143Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:28:32 -0400jake englishjakeenglishkarkat vantaskarkatvantasobsceneshenmuefangirl<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1czd5iDKn1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: Ive never heard of this yolo brand soda!</p> <p>GT: Ill have to check it out.</p> <p>GT: My personal favourite?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1czeec0mA1r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19800514970http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19800514970Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:21:03 -0400jake englishjakeenglishhomestuckdr pepperyolosoda<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cyryKkfk1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: Does this say what i think it does&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cysqp3Pg1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Oh god it does.</p> <p>GT: Abort! Abort!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cyu1YsBQ1r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19799880700http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19799880700Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:08:59 -0400jake englishjakeenglishdirkstriderdirk striderdirkjakeESSIE WHYi dont ship this<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cxyq9GB31r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: &#8230;</p> <p>GT: That was a terrible pun.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cxzqgzLh1r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19798931223http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19798931223Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:50:48 -0400jake englishjakeenglishhomestuckcosplayfacepalmpunDAVID'S TERRIBLE PUNS 2K12<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cwrmTlLe1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cwtgovAZ1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Well shes a right good lass!</p> <p>GT: I dont know why youd ask such since im sure youd know my stand.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cwul0v9l1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: You know maybe a bit more?</p> <p>GT: I mean really i sort of&#8212;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cwvuG6FE1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: &#8230;!</p> <p>GT: I mean what.</p> <p>GT: That was not meant to be seen oops.</p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19797722443http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19797722443Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:27:06 -0400jake englishjakeenglishhomestuckjakejanejane crockerjanecrockercosplayask the irl terror of golgotha<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cwfhksVI1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cwgjAMEh1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Classy as fuck.</p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19797248326http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19797248326Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:17:38 -0400jake englishjakeenglishwatchclassyhomestuckcosplayask the irl terror of golgotha<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ctm1aOQM1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: Out universe?</p> <p>GT: I thought all universes were &#8216;in&#8217;.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ctnfJRTs1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Wait!!</p> <p>GT: Is that a typo? Did you mean &#8216;our&#8217;? In which i mean your universe.</p> <p>GT: Eh i guess its a lot alike?</p> <p>GT: Maybe?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ctow9Xl21r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19794330689http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19794330689Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:17:51 -0400jake englishthe worldthe universehomestuckoverdrive003ask the irl terror of golgotha<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1csxw99vU1r39ptp.png"/></p> <p>GT: Eh? Whats this?</p> <p>GT: Hmm&#8230;</p> <p>GT: Let me get a look at it.</p> <p><img height="272" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17g7miotcjvm7jpg/original.jpg" width="484"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ct3mZHDu1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Let me think for a bit.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ct4cKIol1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: I give it two thumbs up!</p> <p>GT: Good gun by the looks of it.</p> <p>GT: Also makes me twice as cool!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ct632hOK1r39ptp.jpg"/></p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19793819036http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19793819036Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:07:01 -0400Jake Englishgunsgunpistoldouble barrelhomestuckalpha kidask the irl terror of golgotha<p>GT: Hello tumblr!<br/>GT: Ive decided to take time out of my not so busy schedule to answer your questions.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1crqb0xlD1r39ptp.jpg"/></p> <p>GT: Bang!<br/>GT: Now ask away!</p>http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19792427651http://asktheirlterrorofgolgotha.tumblr.com/post/19792427651Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:35:31 -0400jake englishhomestuckasktheirlterrorofgolgothajakeenglishalpha kidcosplay